this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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