so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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