I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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