i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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