i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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