dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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