try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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