Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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