that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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