i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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