he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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