You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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