Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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