i permit you to call me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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