Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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