I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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