Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish I only lived at night.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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