i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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