can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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