We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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