so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
