...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
