I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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