i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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