on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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