So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We need a shit load of segways right now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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