we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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