i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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