I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
did i just pee glitter
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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