hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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