After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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