Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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