That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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