There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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