Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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