Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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