Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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