She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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