scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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