I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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