Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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