So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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