I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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