We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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