Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
3pm strippers are depressing
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
you never un-have a 4some
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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