Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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