hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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