yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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