Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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