We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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