I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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