And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there's paper in my vomit.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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